How Coach decides
Three moves, and the arithmetic that put them in that order.
Coach ranks from one read of your current profile -- the read you asked for, and nothing before it. This page runs that ranking on a synthetic profile so you can check the working before you ever sign in.
- One profile read
- No stored history
- No wall-clock claims
What the ranking is made of
Three rules Coach does not bend.
One read, taken when you ask
Coach runs on one current-state read, taken the moment you ask for it in Discord or the portal. Nothing polls in the background and no earlier read is kept to compare against, so a ranking can only ever reflect what that single read returned.
Distance and reward, never speed
Coach ranks by visible milestone distance and SkyBlock XP reward — never by wall-clock speed. The public API gives Bumble neither your rates nor a complete list of what you have left, so no route here claims to be the fastest.
Every figure names its source
Every figure carries where it came from: read from your profile, a game fact, or something you told Bumble. A fact the public API withheld is named as withheld and never counted as a zero, so the receipts stay auditable rather than tidy.
Worked example
One read. Three moves. Every figure it used.
The profile below is the synthetic fixture this site ships for demonstrations. It carries no player identity, and opening this page reads nothing from any account. Everything in the comb, and every figure behind the three moves, came back in the same single read.
- SkyBlock level312
- Average skill45.05mean of 9 skills
- Catacombs38
- Magical power1,387
Why this is on the list
Mining 48
Take Mining from 47 to 48.
A skill level, read straight from Mining XP. It is the only one of these three that moves the average skill figure this profile reports.
That share is the whole of the ordering. It is this milestone’s own progress figure from one read, compared with the other two candidates from the same read -- no rate, no session count, no history.
Finishing it moves the average skill level this read reported from 45.05 to 45.10. That is arithmetic on the read, not a forecast.
- Mining levelRead from your profile
- 47 of 60
- Banked toward 48Read from your profile
- 1,842,310 of 3,400,000 XP
- Left to 48Read from your profile
- 1,557,690 XP
- Coin costGame fact
- None
What the shipped Coach adds · the real ranking is a versioned ruleset that also weighs the SkyBlock XP a milestone pays out, the lane you pick, and the budget you declare, and it draws on far more of the profile than three tracks. The one thing it does not add is you: it sees the same single read this page does, and keeps nothing after it.
Stated up front
What Coach will never put on screen.
- No coin values, prices, or net worth appear anywhere in Coach.
- No trends or week-on-week change: Bumble keeps no history of your profile.
- Anything the API hides on your profile stays named as hidden, never counted as zero.